Him: yeah yeah yeah.
Me: this level is impossible. I hate it. Oh wait!! Wait!!! . . . WOOT!!
Him: hey, I got a sugar crush too!! Woo hoo!
Him: what? What do you mean shhhh? You just hollered about your sugar crush. Why am I not allowed to celebrate my sugar crushes?
Me: because I work really hard at my sugar crushes. Yours just come naturally. You're pretty cocky about your candy crush accomplishments, you know.
Him: Hey!! I work pretty damn hard at some of my sugar crushes.
And this is how the Dabels start a rainy Thursday morning.