Wednesday, December 21, 2011
my brain on christmas
Santa uses empty chicken boxes to wrap gifts in, right? Elves eat lots of chicken, it's how they keep their energy up. I swear I read that somewhere.
I am up to my eyeballs in it, people.
My eyeballs. Up to them. With Christmas.
Where is the time going?
I spent $700 at Superstore today and if I hadn't done yoga the last two days in a row I would have committed myself.
That is a surety.
Here's a question. Unsure is a word. And surety is a word. So how come unsurety is not a word?
I can't decide if I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day or I Saw Three Ships is my favourite Christmas carol. What's yours?
Have you ever seen the movie Elf? Does this post remind you of the part where Buddy meets Michael at his school? Yeah, me too.
I love that movie.